What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:36

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
Goldfinger
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
How does a person become transgender?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.