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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:36

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Goldfinger

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

How does a person become transgender?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?